Meet the Crew

Every good ship needs a band of misfits. Here be the rogues, rascals, and parrots who sail with the Inappropriate Pirate.They drink too much rum, fight over treasure and occasionally break the fourth wall – but they’re family all the same.

Inappropriate the Captain

Captain of Chaos
A scoundrel with a heart of… well, not gold, but something shiny. Known for outrageous jokes, questionable leadership, and the occasional plank-walking accident.

Logan the Bunny Bartender

Keeper of the Rum
Half mixologist, half lagomorph, and fully inappropriate after a few pints. If ye can’t find him, check the rum barrels — or his latest “romantic” disaster.

Cranky the Parrot

Feathered First Mate
Squawks insults at enemies and allies alike. Cranky’s motto: “If it ain’t broke, squawk at it until it is!”